One day Michael came to work and walked his lunch directly to the kitchen. When he left the kitchen, he left with a single peach in his hand. Sherrette, who was washing her hands while Michael came in, came out of the bathroom and looked around the annex, tentatively asking, “Where’s my peach?” She obviously thought that the annex was playing a joke on her. Unfortunately, they had no clue what she was talking about.
Having noticed Michael walk through the annex on his way back from the kitchen, the members of the annex told Sherrette that she should check and see if he had her peach. She went to the front of the office and to Michael’s surprise, found her peach.
Michael immediately returned to the kitchen as he was sure he brought a peach to work. “I packed a peach this morning and put it on the table when I put my lunch in the fridge”, he remarked. An embarrassed Michael came from the kitchen after pulling a PEAR from his lunch bag and brought the pear back to his desk. From that day on, he has been known as “peaches”. 
I hope you found this story as funny as we did when it actually happened. If you see this man coming, hide your peaches (from the looks of his desk, you should pretty much hide anything you don't want stolen).
3 comments:
Fruit poaching is a serious epidemic plauging this nation's workplaces, crippling the vital productivity we need to fight the evil ones. A pox on you for making light of such a insidious front in the war on terror. This "Peaches" is clearly a souless hethen who needs to be purged from our great land. Judgement will be harsh, merciless.
I can't decide which is sexier, Pete in chaps or that peach!
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