- Frank Costanza: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way.
- Cosmo Kramer: What happened to the doll?
- Frank Costanza: It was destroyed. But out of that a new holiday was born … a Festivus for the rest of us!
- Cosmo Kramer: That must've been some kind of doll.
- Frank Costanza: She was.
It is that time of year again and even without Andy, life goes on. Feats of strength will not be the same without Andy beating down the women and children, but alas there are a plethora of grievances to be aired. The fisticuffs that erupted at the annual festivus cookie throw-down has lead to a long list of grievancesa and the banning of cookies at future festivus events. But it is time to get beyond that ugliness. So putup your aluminum pole, sit back , relax and enjoy the holiday.
- Frank Costanza: I got a lot of problems with you people! And now, you're gonna hear about it. Kruger! My son tells me your company STINKS!
- George Costanza: Oh, God.
- Frank Costanza: Quiet. You'll get yours in a minute. Kruger. You couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe.... I lost my train of thought.
