10. You shoot anything that moves in your back yard out of fear that it might carry disease.
9. You have covered every inch of your yard with landscape fabric to prevent weeds.
8. You put all your “empties” neatly back into the case but still can’t find the energy to recycle.
7. You own a battery-operated Roundup gun.
6. You choose to drive to work even though it takes longer than public transportation.
5. You are frightened by compost.
4. You bring a television with you... ...camping.
3. Your idea of watering the lawn is leaving the sprinkler on until puddles form on the sidewalks.
2. You are convinced that compact flourescent bulbs are part of a communist conspiracy.
1. You believe it when the president says that scientists are unsure about global warming. 
9. You have covered every inch of your yard with landscape fabric to prevent weeds.8. You put all your “empties” neatly back into the case but still can’t find the energy to recycle.7. You own a battery-operated Roundup gun.6. You choose to drive to work even though it takes longer than public transportation. 5. You are frightened by compost.4. You bring a television with you... ...camping.3. Your idea of watering the lawn is leaving the sprinkler on until puddles form on the sidewalks.2. You are convinced that compact flourescent bulbs are part of a communist conspiracy.1. You believe it when the president says that scientists are unsure about global warming. 
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Don't be a butterfinger with your CFL's!
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=7431198
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