Stuart in California

Stuart's "real" California job is finally revealed:

Hmmmm... ...Justin or David

Stuart’s move to LA has paid off. Unless you have been living in a box under a highway without a television or unless you don’t give a damn about soccer (or football as some people of questionable sexuality call it) you would know that Stuart’s idol, David Beckham, has signed with LA’s professional soccer time.

New questions are being raised even as I write:

Did Stuart know about this prior to moving to LA?

Will Posh be starring in her own reality show?

How will Stuart ever split his stalking time between Beckham and Timberlake?

Will Pete soon be joining Stuart in LA to stalk Posh?

Does anyone in America give a damn about this news?

Stuart Was Right!!!

LONDON (AP) -- Gay cowboy romance "Brokeback Mountain" took four awards including best picture Sunday at the British Academy Film Awards, a result that boosts its hopes for the Oscars in two weeks' time.



Stuart has been vindicated and has been in a constant state of celebration since his country applauds what he considers the greatest film of all time. Now, if we can only get him to stop coming to work in his cowboy "outfit"